Literature
Legend of the Concussed Duck
Once upon a time there was a duck.
He was in a graveyard. The duck looked around the graveyard, but couldn't remember why he was there. His head hurt, so he walked out of the graveyard and there upon the ground the duck found a large stone.
"Ah-ha!" said the duck. "Here, this stone I feel is important and holds the reason to why I was in the graveyard and why my head hurts!" To test his theory, the duck hit his head upon the stone and then walked back into the graveyard, where, once upon a time there was a duck.
He was in a graveyard...